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How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul
Filed at 8:06 pm under Marriage jokes by admin
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. “I assume,” she barked, “there is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is!” he replied, “Breakfast.”
Filed at 6:06 pm under Aviation jokes by admin
Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?
Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It’s only the same pilot.
Filed at 4:06 pm under Men jokes by admin
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Filed at 2:06 pm under Doctor and nurse jokes by admin
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a snail
Don’t worry we’ll soon have you out of your shell!
Filed at 12:06 pm under Insect jokes by admin
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?
I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
Filed at 10:06 am under Funny jokes - 50 best jokes by admin
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, ”Ready! Aim!” Suddenly the brunette yells, ”EARTHQUAKE!!!” Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ”Ready! Aim!” Suddenly the redhead yells, ”TORNADO!!!” Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!” and the blonde yells, ”FIRE!!!”’
Filed at 8:06 am under Knock Knock jokes by admin
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Cannelloni !
Cannelloni who ?
Cannelloni some money till next week ?
Filed at 6:06 am under Idiot and fool jokes by admin
I can’t understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really
enjoyed it.
Filed at 4:06 am under Music jokes by admin
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.
Filed at 2:06 am under Food jokes by admin
What do you call two rows of cabbages ?
A dual cabbageway !
Filed at 12:06 am under Answer me this jokes by admin
Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Filed at 10:06 pm under Knock Knock jokes by admin
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
C’s !
C’s who ?
C’s the day !
Filed at 8:06 pm under Insect jokes by admin
What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
A humburger !
Filed at 6:06 pm under Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! by admin
A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. “Hey,” says the bartender, “No dogs allowed in the bar.”
“Oh please?,” begs the customer.
“You see, you’re playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big fan of the Royals.”
“You’re trying to tell me that this here dog is a BASEBALL FAN?! Both of you get out of my bar,” says the bartender.
“No animals allowed, and YOU belong in a mental institution. Dogs don’t like baseball!”
Just then, the Royals get a hit. The dog goes wild. He jumps up on the bar and hops around in circles on his hind legs. Then he does the same on his front legs! The bartender is astounded. “That is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! Who ever thought a DOG could like baseball?! I’m curious though….if he gets that excited when the Royals get a hit, what does he do when they get a home run?”
“I don’t know,” confesses the owner, “I’ve only had him for five years.”
Filed at 2:06 pm under Idiot and fool jokes by admin
Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?
Filed at 12:06 pm under Blonde jokes by admin
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!
Filed at 10:06 am under Baby jokes by admin
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
Filed at 8:06 am under Cat jokes by admin
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?
An octopuss !
Filed at 6:06 am under School jokes by admin
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for
something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”
Filed at 4:06 am under Computer jokes by admin
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!
Pupil: But then it will crack and we won’t be able to use it at all.
Filed at 2:06 am under Time jokes by admin
What time is it when you sit on a pin?
Spring time.
Filed at 12:06 am under Birthday jokes by admin
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Filed at 10:06 pm under Birthday jokes by admin
When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!
Filed at 8:06 pm under Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! by admin
Ever hear the expression “hard drinker” ? Never made much sense to me, drinking’s one of the easiest things in the world to do.
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