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Blonde jokes #12

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Q: Where do you look for blonde’s obituaries?

A: Under “Home Improvements.”

Mental health jokes #5

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A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, “How it went?”. She replied, “Fine, but I’ve never seen so many Freudians slips.”

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Birthday jokes #2

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Cat: “What did you get him for his birthday?”

Dog: “Pant . . . pant!”

Cat: “Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!”

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Gorilla jokes #4

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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Aardvark jokes #4

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What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?

A hardvark!

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Witch jokes #4

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Why do witches have stiff joints ?

They get broomatism !

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Dentist jokes #4

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Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula’s dentist.

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Rabbit jokes #4

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How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don’t feed it.

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Weather jokes #5

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How do hurricanes see?

-With one eye

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Space jokes #1

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?

At parking meteors !

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School jokes #6

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Teacher: You’re new here aren’t you, what’s your name?

Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith

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Salesmen jokes #2

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The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife.

The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out.

Well,” the man began, “I did what you said, and after I finished, I asked her if she would buy the vacuum cleaner from me. She said ‘Yes.’ Then I asked her ‘why ?’ She replied, ‘Because I love you’.”

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Dirty jokes #11

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Q: What is a bellybutton for?

A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.

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Aviation jokes #6

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Another flight Attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: “We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.”

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