Aardvark jokes #46

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Aardvark jokes #45

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

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Aardvark jokes #44

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Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer?

Frank Sinostril!

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Aardvark jokes #43

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What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Aardvark jokes #42

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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.

1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that.

2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.

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Aardvark jokes #41

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Where does the aardvark family always come first?

In the phone book!

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Aardvark jokes #40

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!

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Aardvark jokes #39

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Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?

It’s the VCRdvard

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Aardvark jokes #38

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he’s got ants in his pants!

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Aardvark jokes #37

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What do you call a Polish aardvark?

A Polaark!

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Aardvark jokes #36

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What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight?

A vark!

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Aardvark jokes #35

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Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Aardvark jokes #34

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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

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Aardvark jokes #33

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What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

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Aardvark jokes #32

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What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

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Aardvark jokes #31

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Aardvark jokes #30

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What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?

If you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em!

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Aardvark jokes #29

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What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?

A darthvark!

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Aardvark jokes #28

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How do you define an aardvark?

Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

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Aardvark jokes #27

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!

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Aardvark jokes #26

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Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion?

Tanto

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Aardvark jokes #25

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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered.

“How much are your aardvarks?” he asked.

“They’re L6 each,” came the reply.

“Did you raise them yourself?” inquired the man.

“Oh yes,” she said, “Yesterday they were only L5 each.”

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Aardvark jokes #24

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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Aardvark jokes #23

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What do you call an aardvark astronaut?

A starredvark!

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Aardvark jokes #22

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What do you call a pickled aardvark?

A jarredvark!

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