Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

Do fish get thirsty?

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas?

And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?