How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Why don’t anteaters get sick ?

Because they are full of antibodies!

What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano ?

Discordant !

Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

What do you call an and with frogs legs ?

An antphibian !

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant !

What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ?

An ant’s mouth !

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?

Your great-ant !

Why did the ant-elope ?

Nobody gnu !

What do you call a smart ant ?

Elegant !

Where do ants go to eat ?

At a restaurant !

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?

Antibiotics !

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

Who was the most famous ant scientist ?

Albert Antstein !

What do you call an ant from overseas ?

Impartant

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?
Antteneye !