Ant jokes #18

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What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano ?

Discordant !

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Ant jokes #17

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Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

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Ant jokes #16

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What do you call an and with frogs legs ?

An antphibian !

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Ant jokes #15

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

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Ant jokes #14

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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

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Ant jokes #13

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant !

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Ant jokes #12

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What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ?

An ant’s mouth !

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Ant jokes #11

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

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Ant jokes #10

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?

Your great-ant !

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Ant jokes #9

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Why did the ant-elope ?

Nobody gnu !

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Ant jokes #8

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What do you call a smart ant ?

Elegant !

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Ant jokes #7

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Where do ants go to eat ?

At a restaurant !

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Ant jokes #6

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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Ant jokes #5

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What medicine would you give an ill ant ?

Antibiotics !

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Ant jokes #4

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What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

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Ant jokes #3

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Who was the most famous ant scientist ?

Albert Antstein !

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Ant jokes #2

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What do you call an ant from overseas ?

Impartant

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Ant jokes #1

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?
Antteneye !

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