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Baby jokes #36

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Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.

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Baby jokes #35

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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister?

I’d much rather have a jelly baby.

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Baby jokes #34

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How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

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Baby jokes #33

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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Baby jokes #32

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Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it?

The elephant’s!

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Baby jokes #31

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Underwear.

Underwear who?

Underwear my baby is tonight?

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Baby jokes #30

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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it’s a dear little thing.

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Baby jokes #29

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Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

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Baby jokes #28

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Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby?

Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.

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Baby jokes #27

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Doctor, doctor, my baby’s swallowed a watch!

Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

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Baby jokes #26

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Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it’s a nappy time.

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Baby jokes #25

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Little Johnny ’s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.

He said “Now, son… that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get back home.”

“I promise not to mention his ears at all” said Little Johnny.

At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib and touched the baby’s hand He looked at it’s mother and said “Oh What a Beautiful little baby”.

The mother said “Thank you very much, Little Johnny.”

He then said, “this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why… just look at his pretty little eyes…. Did his doctor say that he can see good?”

The Mother said “why, yes Johnny… his doctor said he has 20/20 vision.”

Little Johnny said “well, its a darn good thing, cause he sure couldn’t wear glasses!!!”

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