How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?

Slippers !

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.

Andy: Did she lose weight?

Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

What’s yellow and writes?

A ball-point banana.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?

An electric banana.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

“You have a lot of appeal.”

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?

Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

What’s yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don’t know.

Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

Knock Knock

Who’s there !

Banana !

Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.

Really?

Why not?

Because they’re long enough already.

What is a ghost favorite fruit ?

Boonanaa !

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

What’s yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.