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Banana jokes #26

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Banana jokes #25

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What’s yellow and writes?

A ball-point banana.

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Banana jokes #24

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Banana jokes #23

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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?

An electric banana.

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Banana jokes #22

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Banana jokes #21

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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

“You have a lot of appeal.”

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Banana jokes #20

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Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

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Banana jokes #19

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Banana jokes #18

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?

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Banana jokes #17

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Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

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Banana jokes #16

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What’s yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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Banana jokes #15

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Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don’t know.

Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

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Banana jokes #14

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What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

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Banana jokes #13

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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Banana jokes #12

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Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

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Banana jokes #11

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Knock Knock

Who’s there !

Banana !

Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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Banana jokes #10

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They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.

Really?

Why not?

Because they’re long enough already.

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Banana jokes #9

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What is a ghost favorite fruit ?

Boonanaa !

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Banana jokes #8

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What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

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Banana jokes #7

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What’s yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

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Banana jokes #6

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Banana jokes #5

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Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

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Banana jokes #4

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

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Banana jokes #3

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

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Banana jokes #2

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What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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