How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.
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What would you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?
Slippers !
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
What’s yellow and writes?
A ball-point banana.
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An electric banana.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
“You have a lot of appeal.”
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?
Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today?
Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.
What’s yellow and always points to the north?
A magnetic banana.
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nick: I don’t know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Cut it in half.
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?
Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
Really?
Why not?
Because they’re long enough already.
What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa !
What is long and yellow and always points north?
What’s yellow and flashes?
A banana with a loose connection.