There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie …normal doll, except under a full moon

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie …for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie …comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie …Barbie’s head on the end of a battering ram

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Disco Barbie …dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie …with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie …with flannel shirt and a goatee

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie …six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie …she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie …Barbie with snakes for hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie …doll with suction cup hands

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Princess Leia Barbie …Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie …with potions and face paints

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie …six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie …unrecognizable

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie …comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie …comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, “Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!”

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie …with removable head; guillotine included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie …complete with surgical instruments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Sumo Barbie …comes with thong

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie …includes ‘trodes and implants

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie …doll squashed flat

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie …complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie …lion is included; Barbie’s head is not

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie …buck teeth, long ears