Barbie doll jokes #57
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie …doll with suction cup hands
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie …doll with suction cup hands
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Princess Leia Barbie …Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie …with potions and face paints
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie …six foot tall lizard with Barbie head
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie …unrecognizable
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie …comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie …comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, “Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!”
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie …with removable head; guillotine included
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie …complete with surgical instruments
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Sumo Barbie …comes with thong
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie …includes ‘trodes and implants
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie …doll squashed flat
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie …complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie …lion is included; Barbie’s head is not
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie …buck teeth, long ears
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie …comes with stake, kindling, and matches
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie …Mick with Barbie’s head…but Mick’s lips
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie …complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie …glows in the dark
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie …everything’s in the wrong place
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie …a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie …looks like Dennis Rodman
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie …comes with hockey stick and missing teeth
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie …includes the house, the car, and half of Ken’s belongings
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie …pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric