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Bath jokes #28

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Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?

Stan: Blindfold them !

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Bath jokes #27

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Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath?

Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

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Bath jokes #26

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Bath jokes #25

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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Bath jokes #24

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Bath jokes #23

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The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, “Will it be alright if I have a bath while you’re having your lunch?”

“It’s okay with me lady,” said the plumber, “as long as you don’t splash my sandwiches.”

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Bath jokes #22

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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner.

Inside the store the two came face to face. “Where have you been?” demanded the worried look out. “The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn’t find the soap and a towel.”

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Bath jokes #21

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Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath.

Monster: Why?

Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.

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Bath jokes #20

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My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath - a little bear.

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Bath jokes #19

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Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in?

The plumber said, “Would you like a plug for it?”

The idiot replied, “Oh, I didn’t know it was electric.”

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Bath jokes #18

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Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.

Joe: I’ll run the bath then.

Mom: Why?

Joe: Because on the bottle it says “to be taken in water.”

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Bath jokes #17

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How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath?

You can’t get the shower curtain closed.

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Bath jokes #16

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Mum, does God use the bathroom?

No, what a funny question!

Then why did Dad say this morning, ‘Oh, God, are you still in there?’

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Bath jokes #15

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What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?

The scum of the earth !

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Bath jokes #14

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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Bath jokes #13

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Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath.

Dad: What’s wrong with that? You’ve seen spiders before.

Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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Bath jokes #12

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What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

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Bath jokes #11

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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Bath jokes #10

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Bath jokes #9

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May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !

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Bath jokes #8

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Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Bath jokes #7

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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Bath jokes #6

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Are you going to take a bath?

No, I’m leaving it where it is.

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Bath jokes #5

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Bath jokes #4

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What criminal doesn’t take baths?

A dirty crook.

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