Bird jokes #99

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What do you give a sick bird ?

Tweetment !

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Bird jokes #98

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What are a parrot’s favourite literary characters?

Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!

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Bird jokes #97

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What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

A Macaw !

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Bird jokes #96

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Bird jokes #95

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What do you call a crazy chicken ?

A cuckoo cluck !

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Bird jokes #94

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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Bird jokes #93

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

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Bird jokes #92

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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Bird jokes #91

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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Bird jokes #90

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What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’ ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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Bird jokes #89

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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Bird jokes #88

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Bird jokes #87

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What do you call a very rude bird ?

A mockingbird !

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Bird jokes #86

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Which bird is always out of breath ?

A puffin !

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Bird jokes #85

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What did the scornful owl say?

Twit twoo.

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Bird jokes #84

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What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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Bird jokes #83

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Q: Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them, they’d break

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Bird jokes #82

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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Bird jokes #81

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

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Bird jokes #80

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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Bird jokes #79

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they’re both full of stuffing !

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Bird jokes #78

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Bird jokes #77

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Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To get to the chick across the street!

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Bird jokes #76

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Chicken to turkey: “Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You’re lucky, with us it’s any Sunday.”

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Bird jokes #75

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls

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