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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
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Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!”
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, “Where?”
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Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?
A: Acupuncture.
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Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A: A vacant posession.
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A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, ”What for? Are you going to set it on fire!”
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One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde’s friend said, “Oh, look, a dead birdie!”
The blonde looked up and said, “Where?”
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Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
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I looked into a blonde’s eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.
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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
She wanted to get a dark tan.
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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.”
The brunette says, “I’ve been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home.”
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, “I’ve been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too.”
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, “My dear, what’s the matter?”
The blonde whimpers, “I wish my friends were still here.”
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Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn’t serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, “How do you know I am a blonde?”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,”That’s not a TV - it’s a microwave.”
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Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
A: “Today children, we will learn our ABC’s”
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn’t want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, “Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!”
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, “If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?”
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.”
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car).
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. “If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”
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One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization.
The red-head said, “I’m going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it.”
Then the brunette said, “I’m going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat.”
And then the blonde said “I’m going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!”
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