Brother and sister jokes #24

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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.

‘Well,’ said the Scout.

‘Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.’

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Brother and sister jokes #23

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My brother’s one of the biggest stickup men in town.

Gosh is he really?

Yes, he’s a six-foot-six billposter.

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Brother and sister jokes #22

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Teacher: What’s this a picture of ?

Class: Don’t know, Miss.

Teacher: It’s a kangaroo.

Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ?

Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.

Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them

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Brother and sister jokes #21

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Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner.

Brother: Why? Is it broken?

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Brother and sister jokes #20

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Did the bionic monster have a brother?

No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

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Brother and sister jokes #19

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Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator.

Tell her to come in.

I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.

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Brother and sister jokes #18

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Little Brother: I’m going to buy a sea horse.

Big Brother: Why?

Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

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Brother and sister jokes #17

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Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her.

Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

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Brother and sister jokes #16

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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Brother and sister jokes #15

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Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.

Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.

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Brother and sister jokes #14

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Peter: My brother wants to work badly!

Anita: As I remember, he usually does !

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Brother and sister jokes #13

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First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw loose !

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Brother and sister jokes #12

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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ‘ Sis,’ he said, ‘I wish you’d sing Christmas carols.’

‘That’s nice of you, Alfie,’ she replied. ‘Why ?’

‘Then I’d only have to hear you once a year !’

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Brother and sister jokes #11

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Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle.

Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!

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Brother and sister jokes #10

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Brother and sister jokes #9

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Knock Knock

Who’s there !

Brother !

Brother who ?

Brother-ation, I’ve forgotten your name !

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Brother and sister jokes #8

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Dan: My little brother is a real pain.

Nan: Things could be worse.

Dan: How?

Nan: He could be twins !

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Brother and sister jokes #7

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Do robots have sisters ?

No, just transistors !

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Brother and sister jokes #6

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Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!

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Brother and sister jokes #5

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‘What’s your father’s occupation?’ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

‘He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,’ said the new boy.

‘How interesting. What’s his favourite trick?’

‘He saws people in half.’

‘Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?’

‘One half brother and two half sisters.’

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Brother and sister jokes #4

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My sister went on a crash diet.

Is that why she looks a wreck ?

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Brother and sister jokes #3

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A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, ‘I hate my sister’s guts.’

‘All right,’ said his mother, ‘I won’t put them in your sandwiches again.’

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Brother and sister jokes #2

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Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat.

Maureen: Why ?

Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.

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Brother and sister jokes #1

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Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?
Boy: Because he read the label, and it said ’shake well before using.’

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