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Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve?
To a meat ball!
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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
Only if they have a very frank relationship!
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Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
Any girl named Patty!
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Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
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Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?
The POTTED ones!
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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
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Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?
The Cincinnati Reds - because they’re the Big Bread Machine!
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What is the hamburgers’ most familiar song?
‘Home on the Range’!
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Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?
Very rare-ly.
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What happens when two burgers fall in love?
They live together in holy meatrimony!
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Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?
Heidelburg-er, Germany!
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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?
It’s PAN-demonium!
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How does a burger acquire good taste?
With a little seasoning!
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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?
You’ve got no beef, soldier!
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How was the hamburger murdered?
First it was ‘rolled,’ then smothered in onions
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How do we know burgers love young people?
They’re pro-teen!
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What old-time song is the burgers’ favourite?
‘Hammy’ - as sung by Al Jolson!
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Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o’s Burger King!
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Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!
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Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director?
Sizzle B. DeMille!
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Which is the meat patties’ least favourite day of the week?
Fry-day!
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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
Because it’s a FAST food!
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How do you make a hamburger smile?
Pickle it gently!
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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?
They think they are in a pickle.
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