What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?

Welcome back, Cutter!

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?

He throws four meatballs!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they’re picklish!

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say, ‘Burgers can’t be cheesy!’

Are hamburgers male?

Yes, because they’re boygers, not girlgers!

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?

Sure, order a burger and a shake!

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?

They chew the fat.

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?

They’re great at the plate!

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?

On a bed of lettuce!

What is a hamburger’s favourite story?

Hansel and Gristle!

Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve?

To a meat ball!

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?

Only if they have a very frank relationship!

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?

They saw the salad dressing!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Do hamburgers make good vampires?

No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?

The POTTED ones!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?

The Cincinnati Reds - because they’re the Big Bread Machine!

What is the hamburgers’ most familiar song?

‘Home on the Range’!