Burger jokes #66

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Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve?

To a meat ball!

Burger jokes #65

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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?

Only if they have a very frank relationship!

Burger jokes #64

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Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?

They saw the salad dressing!

Burger jokes #63

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Burger jokes #62

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Do hamburgers make good vampires?

No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

Burger jokes #61

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Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?

The POTTED ones!

Burger jokes #60

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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!

Burger jokes #59

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Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?

The Cincinnati Reds - because they’re the Big Bread Machine!

Burger jokes #58

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What is the hamburgers’ most familiar song?

‘Home on the Range’!

Burger jokes #57

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Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?

Very rare-ly.

Burger jokes #56

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What happens when two burgers fall in love?

They live together in holy meatrimony!

Burger jokes #55

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Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?

Heidelburg-er, Germany!

Burger jokes #54

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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It’s PAN-demonium!

Burger jokes #53

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How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!

Burger jokes #52

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You’ve got no beef, soldier!

Burger jokes #51

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How was the hamburger murdered?

First it was ‘rolled,’ then smothered in onions

Burger jokes #50

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They’re pro-teen!

Burger jokes #49

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What old-time song is the burgers’ favourite?

‘Hammy’ - as sung by Al Jolson!

Burger jokes #48

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Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?

Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o’s Burger King!

Burger jokes #47

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Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?

Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

Burger jokes #46

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Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director?

Sizzle B. DeMille!

Burger jokes #45

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Which is the meat patties’ least favourite day of the week?

Fry-day!

Burger jokes #44

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it’s a FAST food!

Burger jokes #43

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How do you make a hamburger smile?

Pickle it gently!

Burger jokes #42

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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