Cannibal: Mom, mom, I’ve been eating a missionary and I feel sick !

Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can’t keep a good man down !

What did the cannibal say when he was full?

I couldn’t eat another mortal.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

Two cannibals were having lunch.

‘Your girlfriend makes a great soup,’ said one to the other.

‘Yes!’ agreed the first.

‘But, U’m going to miss her terribly.’

First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend home for dinner.

Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we’ll have him tomorrow.

Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?

Because he’s always coming back!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?

He said, “So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.”

When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal’s pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, ‘What’s this flier doing in my soup?’

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.

Second cannibal: What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?

Because they’re headcases !

Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

What is the cannibals’ favorite game?

Swallow my Leader.

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other “I don’t like your friend.” The other one said, “Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables.”

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?

It sure gave them something to chew over.

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

”We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!”

What’s the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What is a cannibal’s favorite food?

Baked Beings.

Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?

They taste funny.

1st Cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my boyfriend these days.

2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?

Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

What does a cannibal eat with cheese?

Pickled organs.