Cannibal jokes #45

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Cannibal jokes #44

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A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

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Cannibal jokes #43

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?

He said, “So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.”

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Cannibal jokes #42

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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal’s pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, ‘What’s this flier doing in my soup?’

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Cannibal jokes #41

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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Cannibal jokes #40

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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.

Second cannibal: What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

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Cannibal jokes #39

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?

Because they’re headcases !

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Cannibal jokes #38

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Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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Cannibal jokes #37

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What is the cannibals’ favorite game?

Swallow my Leader.

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Cannibal jokes #36

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other “I don’t like your friend.” The other one said, “Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables.”

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Cannibal jokes #35

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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?

It sure gave them something to chew over.

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Cannibal jokes #34

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

”We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!”

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Cannibal jokes #33

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What’s the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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Cannibal jokes #32

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What is a cannibal’s favorite food?

Baked Beings.

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Cannibal jokes #31

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Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?

They taste funny.

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Cannibal jokes #30

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1st Cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my boyfriend these days.

2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?

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Cannibal jokes #29

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Why was the cannibal expelled from school?

Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

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Cannibal jokes #28

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What does a cannibal eat with cheese?

Pickled organs.

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Cannibal jokes #27

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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Cannibal jokes #26

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?

He said ”So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!

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Cannibal jokes #25

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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?

He got himself into a real stew.

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Cannibal jokes #24

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What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ?

‘Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!’

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Cannibal jokes #23

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What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?

He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

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Cannibal jokes #22

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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?

He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

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Cannibal jokes #21

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Two cannibals were having their dinner.

One said to the other, ‘I don’t like your friend.’

The other one replied, ‘Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.’

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