Who was the most powerful cat in China ?
Chairman Miaow !
Archive for the ‘Cat jokes’ Category
Cat jokes #76
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?
None. They were all copy cats !
Cat jokes #75
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?
A sourpuss !
Cat jokes #74
What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby !
Cat jokes #73
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?
An animal that puts you out a night !
Cat jokes #72
Brother: Did you put the cat out ?
Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
Cat jokes #71
Q: What do you call a cat who’s joined the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid kit!
Cat jokes #70
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?
A good jumpurr !
Cat jokes #69
How is cat food sold ?
Usually purr can !
Cat jokes #68
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
A: Catch.
Cat jokes #67
What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
Cat jokes #66
Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food?
A: Spa-catti!
Cat jokes #65
Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse!
Cat jokes #64
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?
A catameringue !
Cat jokes #63
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a mewseum.
Cat jokes #62
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
Cat jokes #61
What looks like half a cat ?
The other half !
Cat jokes #60
Q: What do you call it when a cat stops?
A: A paws!
Cat jokes #59
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
A carrot !
Cat jokes #58
“Doctor,” said the patient, “I need help! I can’t stop acting like a cat!”
“How long have you had this problem?” the doctor asked.
“Let’s see,” said the patient, “Mom had the litter in ‘41″
Cat jokes #57
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A: Mice cream
Cat jokes #56
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?
An acrocat !
Cat jokes #55
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She’s got that down in the mouth look !
Cat jokes #54
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A: A sourpuss!
Cat jokes #53
What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
A catastrophe !
