Cat jokes #66

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Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

Cat jokes #65

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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Cat jokes #64

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What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Cat jokes #63

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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?

A: To a mewseum.

Cat jokes #62

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Cat jokes #61

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What looks like half a cat ?

The other half !

Cat jokes #60

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Q: What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

Cat jokes #59

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Cat jokes #58

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“Doctor,” said the patient, “I need help! I can’t stop acting like a cat!”

“How long have you had this problem?” the doctor asked.

“Let’s see,” said the patient, “Mom had the litter in ‘41″

Cat jokes #57

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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?

A: Mice cream

Cat jokes #56

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What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

Cat jokes #55

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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?

She’s got that down in the mouth look !

Cat jokes #54

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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?

A: A sourpuss!

Cat jokes #53

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What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

Cat jokes #52

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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats.

“Excuse me”, he said to the cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?”

“Sure,” replied the cat. “We’ll have that stain licked in a minute!”

Cat jokes #51

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When you call a dog, they usually come to you.

When you call a cat; they take a message.

Cat jokes #50

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When the cat’s away…..?

The house smells better !

Cat jokes #49

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Cat jokes #48

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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls?

A: Because they love a good gag!

Cat jokes #47

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Q: What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Cat jokes #46

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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!

Cat jokes #45

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What is another way to describe a cat ?

A heat seeking missile !

Cat jokes #44

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Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?

A: Light mouse work.

Cat jokes #43

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

Cat jokes #42

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

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