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Cat jokes #77

Who was the most powerful cat in China ?

Chairman Miaow !

Cat jokes #76

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

Cat jokes #75

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

Cat jokes #74

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

Cat jokes #73

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Cat jokes #72

Brother: Did you put the cat out ?

Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

Cat jokes #71

Q: What do you call a cat who’s joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Cat jokes #70

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

Cat jokes #69

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

Cat jokes #68

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Cat jokes #67

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?

He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

Cat jokes #66

Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

Cat jokes #65

Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Cat jokes #64

What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Cat jokes #63

Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?

A: To a mewseum.

Cat jokes #62

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Cat jokes #61

What looks like half a cat ?

The other half !

Cat jokes #60

Q: What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

Cat jokes #59

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Cat jokes #58

“Doctor,” said the patient, “I need help! I can’t stop acting like a cat!”

“How long have you had this problem?” the doctor asked.

“Let’s see,” said the patient, “Mom had the litter in ‘41″

Cat jokes #57

Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?

A: Mice cream

Cat jokes #56

What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

Cat jokes #55

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?

She’s got that down in the mouth look !

Cat jokes #54

Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?

A: A sourpuss!

Cat jokes #53

What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

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