Cow jokes #103

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Cow jokes #102

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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?

“Hey! Look at the cow’s nest!”

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Cow jokes #101

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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Cow jokes #100

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

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Cow jokes #99

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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Cow jokes #98

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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

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Cow jokes #97

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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Cow jokes #96

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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Cow jokes #95

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Where do milk shakes come from?

Nervous cows!

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Cow jokes #94

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

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Cow jokes #93

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody’s herd.

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Cow jokes #92

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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?

Half and half!

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Cow jokes #91

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?

A cockerpoodlemoo!

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Cow jokes #90

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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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Cow jokes #89

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Where do Russian cows come from?

Moscow!

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Cow jokes #88

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Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle?

It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!

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Cow jokes #87

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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Cow jokes #86

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What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

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Cow jokes #85

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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

A charmer farmer!

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Cow jokes #84

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Where do Danish cows come from?

Cowpenhagen

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Cow jokes #83

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What’s a moo hoo for grazing school?

Grass class!

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Cow jokes #82

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What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

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Cow jokes #81

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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Cow jokes #80

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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Cow jokes #79

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What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

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