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Dance jokes #32

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Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?

A. A One Liner!

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Dance jokes #31

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How do you make a tissue dance ?

Put a little boogie in it !

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Dance jokes #30

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What’s a vampire’s favorite dance?

The Vaults.

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Dance jokes #29

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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Dance jokes #28

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Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?

Dark Raver !

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Dance jokes #27

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

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Dance jokes #26

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An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down.

He says “I don’t need to write it down”

She says “Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down”

“I don”t need to write it down” He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. ”

“I told you to write it down” she says, “You forgot my toast”.

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Dance jokes #25

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What do baby swans dance to ?

Cygnet-ure-tunes !

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Dance jokes #24

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said, “Twist to open.”

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Dance jokes #23

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Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

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Dance jokes #22

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Q. Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

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Dance jokes #21

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Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”

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Dance jokes #20

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Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean “Liner”

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Dance jokes #19

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Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

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Dance jokes #18

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Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.”

Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.”

Andy: “Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.”

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