What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?

A. A One Liner!

How do you make a tissue dance ?

Put a little boogie in it !

What’s a vampire’s favorite dance?

The Vaults.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?

Dark Raver !

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down.

He says “I don’t need to write it down”

She says “Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down”

“I don”t need to write it down” He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. ”

“I told you to write it down” she says, “You forgot my toast”.

What do baby swans dance to ?

Cygnet-ure-tunes !

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said, “Twist to open.”

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Q. Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”

Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean “Liner”

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.”

Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.”

Andy: “Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.”

Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!

Q. What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

I’ve been invited to an avoidance.

An avoidance? What’s that?

It’s a dance for people who hate each other.

Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !