Dentist jokes #49

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Patient to Dentist: “How much to get my teeth straightened?”

“Twenty thousand bucks” Patient heads for the door.

Dentist to patient: “Where are you going?”

“To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent.”

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Dentist jokes #48

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A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

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Dentist jokes #47

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

“You have a hole in one. “

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Dentist jokes #46

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While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.”

When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, “Oh, that was just my Mother.”

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Dentist jokes #45

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Dentist: “You don’t need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside.”

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Dentist jokes #44

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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Dentist jokes #43

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?…Caps and robbers

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Dentist jokes #42

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A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.

Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doctor, it wasn’t all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the four o’clock ball game.

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Dentist jokes #41

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“I came in to make an appointment with the dentist.” said the man to the receptionist.

“I’m sorry sir.” she replied. “He’s out right now, but…”

“Thank you.” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again ?”

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Dentist jokes #40

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Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, “Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?”

“Ah sure do!” replied Cloyd. “Everee single day!”

“What do you brush with?” asked the dentist,

“Preparation H,” said the redneck.

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Dentist jokes #39

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Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?

Dentis: Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

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Dentist jokes #38

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Young Charlie to dentist’s sexy chariside assistant “Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?”.

The lady replied “No, but I’ll straighten anyone’s teeth “

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Dentist jokes #37

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Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don’t see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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Dentist jokes #36

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Dentist to parsimonious patient “No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!”

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Dentist jokes #35

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I’m suffering from bad breath

You should do something about it!

I did.

I just sent my wife to the dentist.

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Dentist jokes #34

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Patient: “It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone’s mouth.”

Dentist: “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”

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Dentist jokes #33

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Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?

“Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.”

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Dentist jokes #32

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“I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy’s tooth.”

“Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!”

“Yes,” replied the dentist, “but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office.”

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Dentist jokes #31

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What was the dentist doing in Panama?…

Looking for the Root Canal

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Dentist jokes #30

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Young lady to father “Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor”

“Dentist”

“Why father ?”

“We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!”

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Dentist jokes #29

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Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.

Assistant: Why don’t you marry her?

Dentist: I can’t afford to. She’s my best patient.

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Dentist jokes #28

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Gerald: “Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?”

Mabel: “Yes, the dentist.”

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Dentist jokes #27

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A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn’t nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone’s mouth. The dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”

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Dentist jokes #26

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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me?

Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the 4 o’clock ball game.

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Dentist jokes #25

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What did the dentist say to the computer?…

This won’t hurt a byte

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