How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?

A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?

A: Because he is a meat eater!

Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?

A: Because she was a plant eater!

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex?

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?

To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic pork!

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!