How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.
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Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons?
They outgrew their leotards.
Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
To carry his library card.
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
To get in his nest.
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A tri-syrup-tops.
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
To give the ants a chance.
Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain?
A: Stegosaur-rust!
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?
Bronto-snore-us !
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic pork!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?
A dinosnore !
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus!