Dinosaur jokes #26

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?

A: Because he is a meat eater!

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Dinosaur jokes #25

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Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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Dinosaur jokes #24

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Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

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Dinosaur jokes #23

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Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

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Dinosaur jokes #22

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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?

A: Because she was a plant eater!

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Dinosaur jokes #21

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Dinosaur jokes #20

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Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex?

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Dinosaur jokes #19

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Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?

To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.

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Dinosaur jokes #18

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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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Dinosaur jokes #17

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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!

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Dinosaur jokes #16

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Dinosaur jokes #15

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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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Dinosaur jokes #14

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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

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Dinosaur jokes #13

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Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

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Dinosaur jokes #12

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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Dinosaur jokes #11

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Dinosaur jokes #10

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Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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Dinosaur jokes #9

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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

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Dinosaur jokes #8

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What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic pork!

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Dinosaur jokes #7

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !

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Dinosaur jokes #6

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Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

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Dinosaur jokes #5

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That’s when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur jokes #4

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How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?

Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if she answers, it’s female.

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Dinosaur jokes #3

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Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.

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Dinosaur jokes #2

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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

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