Dog jokes #165

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Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !

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Dog jokes #164

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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Dog jokes #163

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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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Dog jokes #162

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What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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Dog jokes #161

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Q: What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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Dog jokes #160

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are just a bore.

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Dog jokes #159

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don’t know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Dog jokes #158

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Dog jokes #157

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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ?

A plain clothes police dog !

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Dog jokes #156

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A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, “Pssst you come over here!”

He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound.

“yes over here!” Said the greyhound “Look at me I’m tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?”

The man thought to himself “Oh my god a talking dog, I have to have it, it will make me rich, tv appearances cabaret bookings”

So he goes in search of the owner. He found the owner and said “I’d like to buy your dog, is he for sale??”

The owner says “No mate you don’t want that old moth eaten thing!”

“But I do!” Insisted the man “I’lll give you 1000 pounds for him.”

“Ok said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!” Handing over the money the man said

“Why do you think that?” The man replied

“Because that dogs a bloody liar it’s never won a race in it’s life!”

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Dog jokes #155

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Dog jokes #154

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Dog jokes #153

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What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell tall stories ?

A shaggy dogs tale !

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Dog jokes #152

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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?

Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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Dog jokes #151

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog jokes #150

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Dog jokes #149

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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

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Dog jokes #148

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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?

A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.

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Dog jokes #147

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Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

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Dog jokes #146

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Dog jokes #145

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What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Dog jokes #144

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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?

A dingo-ling !

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Dog jokes #143

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog jokes #142

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Why do dogs wag their tails ?

“Because no one else will do it for them !”

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Dog jokes #141

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What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Anything in your garden !

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