E-mail jokes #22

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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E-mail jokes #21

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How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

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E-mail jokes #20

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I just sent my first e-mail.

Kongratulations!

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E-mail jokes #19

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They’d rather give each other a ring.

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E-mail jokes #18

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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E-mail jokes #17

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How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.

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E-mail jokes #16

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Do you send e-mails on your home computer?

What’s the point?

I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

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E-mail jokes #15

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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E-mail jokes #14

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Why don’t you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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E-mail jokes #13

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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E-mail jokes #12

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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E-mail jokes #11

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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E-mail jokes #10

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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E-mail jokes #9

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How come you never write e-mails?

I’d rather send a note!

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E-mail jokes #8

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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E-mail jokes #7

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How do athletes send e-mails?

On the Inter-sweat.

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E-mail jokes #6

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e, that is the question.

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E-mail jokes #5

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I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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E-mail jokes #4

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How do dolphins send messages?
By sea-mail.

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E-mail jokes #3

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
By Spaghett-e-mail!

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E-mail jokes #2

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Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents don’t have a comuter.
Pupil: Exactly!

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E-mail jokes #1

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

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