Easter jokes #30

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Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?

The Oyster Bunny!

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Easter jokes #29

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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Easter jokes #28

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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Easter jokes #27

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Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?

She had to call an eggs-terminator!

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Easter jokes #26

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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Easter jokes #25

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What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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Easter jokes #24

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Easter jokes #23

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

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Easter jokes #22

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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Easter jokes #21

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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Easter jokes #20

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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM”?

The Easter Elephant.

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Easter jokes #19

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Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?

He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

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Easter jokes #18

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

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Easter jokes #17

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Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your arm?”

Boy 2: “I ate some Easter candy.”

Boy 1: “Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise.”

Boy 2: “It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!”

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Easter jokes #16

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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Easter jokes #15

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What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head!

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Easter jokes #14

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Easter jokes #13

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How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

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Easter jokes #12

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“Why are you studying your Easter candy?”

“I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”

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Easter jokes #11

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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

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Easter jokes #10

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?

They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!

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Easter jokes #9

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What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Easter jokes #8

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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Easter jokes #7

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What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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Easter jokes #6

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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