How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Would you like something from my Easter basket?

“Sure!”

“Here. Have some plastic grass.”

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

“Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?”

“Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”

What’s long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?

The Oyster Bunny!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?

She had to call an eggs-terminator!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM”?

The Easter Elephant.

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?

He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your arm?”

Boy 2: “I ate some Easter candy.”

Boy 1: “Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise.”

Boy 2: “It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!”

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!