Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Archive for the ‘Elephant jokes’ Category
Elephant jokes #87
What is an elephants favourite film ?
Elephantasia
Elephant jokes #86
What’s big and grey and wears a mask ?
The elephantom of the opera !
Elephant jokes #85
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette !
Elephant jokes #84
What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
Elephant jokes #83
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?
An elephant holding its breath !
Elephant jokes #82
What do you call an elephant that flies ?
A jumbo jet !
Elephant jokes #81
What’s grey and goes round and round ?
An elephant in a washing machine !
Elephant jokes #80
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?
Big holes all over Australia !
Elephant jokes #79
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?
Take all the matches out first !
Elephant jokes #78
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater ?
Warren !
Elephant jokes #77
What’s grey and never needs ironing ?
A drip dry elephant !
Elephant jokes #76
‘We’re going to play elephants and circuses,’ said a little boy at kindergarten, ‘Do you want to join in?’
‘I’d love to,’replied the teacher. ‘What do you want me to do?’
‘You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !’
Elephant jokes #75
Why do elephants eat raw food ?
Because they don’t know how to cook !
Elephant jokes #74
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?
Out of the way !
Elephant jokes #73
What’s big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant !
Elephant jokes #72
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn’t pay his bill ? “Pack your trunk and clear out !”
Elephant jokes #71
How do you hire an elephant ?
Stand it on four bricks !
Elephant jokes #70
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?
When it’s a baby elephant !
Elephant jokes #69
What’s the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?
A gooseberry is green !
Elephant jokes #68
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?
To stop getting wet !
Elephant jokes #67
What do elephants do in the evenings ?
Watch elevision !
Elephant jokes #66
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?
The tusk fairy !
Elephant jokes #65
Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?
Because the elephant isn’t chicken !
Elephant jokes #64
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
A sheep.
