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Face jokes #25

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What is the hottest part of a man’s face?

His sideburns.

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Face jokes #24

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Boy monster: You’ve got a face like a million dollars !

Girl monster: Have I really ?

Boy monster: Yes - it’s green and wrinkly !

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Face jokes #23

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Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces.

Doctor: Don’t worry, I don’t expect anyone will notice.

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Face jokes #22

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You can read his mind in his face.

Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.

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Face jokes #21

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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Face jokes #20

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Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?

Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.

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Face jokes #19

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Face jokes #18

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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Face jokes #17

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Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. “if I ever stop hating girls,” said one to the other, “I think I’ll stop hating her first.”

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Face jokes #16

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Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.

Harry: Do you think so?

Fred: Yes. It’s so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she’s stopped laughing her face is still smiling!

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Face jokes #15

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What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face?

A mousetache.

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Face jokes #14

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Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I’d be too polite to mention it !

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Face jokes #13

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A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip.

“When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile,” she said.

“Why, was he disappointed with the view?”

“No, he fell over the edge.”

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Face jokes #12

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Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.

“Congregation,” the priest said before the assembled masses. “Does anybody know this boy’s name? Because I don’t know him, but his face rings a bell.”

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