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Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny?
Boy: I’m not fishing, I’m drowning worms.
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What kind of money do fishermen make ?
Net profits !
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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?
A scale letrix!
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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
Jack the kipper !
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If you’re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY???
The ice will crack up!
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Three priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait. The first priest got up and walk across the water to get some more bait. After 2 hours they ran out of bait again and the second priest said he would go get more bait…so he got up and walk across the water.
After 3 hours of fishing they ran out of bait again and the third priest said he would get more bait. So he stepped out of the boat and went straight to the bottom. The first priest turned to the second priest and asked, “Should we have told him where the rocks were? “
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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?
A beer-a-cuda !
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How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop it a line!
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Where do fish come from?
Finland!
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What was the name of Tom Sawyer’s fish?
Huckleberry Fin!
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Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A. You can’t tuna fish.
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What’s the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
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What’s a sea serpent’s favourite meal?
Fish and ships!
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One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there.”
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?”
“No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”
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How do you tune a fish?
With its scales!
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How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?
I don’t know the answer but I think I’m nearly there.
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I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said “it’s me or your fishing.”
Gee I miss her.
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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
Angelfish !
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Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, “That’s the first time I’ve ever seen carp-to-carp walleting.”
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Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook.
One of the men said to the other, “This is the place!”.
The other replied, “No, it’s not!”.
The first man said, “Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.”
To which the other man replied, “Silly, you can’t tell a brook by it’s clover.”
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A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing
The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”
The man replied to the game warden, “No, sir. These are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?!” the warden replied.
“Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home.”
“That’s a bunch of hooey! Fish can’t do that!”
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, “Here, I’ll show you. It really works.”
“O.K. I’ve GOT to see this!” The game warden was curious.
The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, “Well?”
“Well, what?” the man responded.
“When are you going to call them back?” the game warden prompted.
“Call who back?” the man asked.
“The FISH”
“What fish?” the man asked.
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George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.
‘I want to buy three trout,’ he said to the owner. ‘But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.’
‘Why should I do that?’ the owner asked.
‘So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!’
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Henry’s son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.
“Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away.”
“Now come on, David,” his mother said, “a big boy like you shouldn’t be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off.”
“But that’s just what I did, mommy.”
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