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Frog jokes #42

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Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?

A hot frog !

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Frog jokes #41

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

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Frog jokes #40

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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Frog jokes #39

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

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Frog jokes #38

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Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.

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Frog jokes #37

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Where do you get frogs eggs ?

At the spawn shop !

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Frog jokes #36

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What do you call a rich frog ?

A golf blooded reptile !

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Frog jokes #35

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Whats a frogs favourite game ?

It’s croak-et !

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Frog jokes #34

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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Frog jokes #33

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A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand.

“What’s that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand.

“Oh,” said the manager, “that’s a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan.”

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Frog jokes #32

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops !

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Frog jokes #31

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

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Frog jokes #30

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What happens if you eat a hot frog ?

You’ll croak in no time !

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Frog jokes #29

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Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ?

Because her husband spawned her affections !

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Frog jokes #28

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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Frog jokes #27

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What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

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Frog jokes #26

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A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left.

An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said “BUK BUK BUK” Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water.

All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it’s head up saying “RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!”

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