When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul’s Day

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?

He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

What do you call a ghost who’s always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What did the little ghost eat for lunch?

A booloney sandwich!

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

“Don’t get your sheets dirty!”

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you’re spooken to.

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?

They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework?

He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

Knock Knock

Who’s there !

Boo !

Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I’m a ghost !

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Did you hear about the sick ghost?

He had oooooo-ping cough.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.