Ghost jokes #53

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Ghost jokes #52

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

“Don’t get your sheets dirty!”

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Ghost jokes #51

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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Ghost jokes #50

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Ghost jokes #49

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Ghost jokes #48

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you’re spooken to.

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Ghost jokes #47

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Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.

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Ghost jokes #46

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What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?

They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

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Ghost jokes #45

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Ghost jokes #44

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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Ghost jokes #43

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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Ghost jokes #42

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Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework?

He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

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Ghost jokes #41

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Knock Knock

Who’s there !

Boo !

Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I’m a ghost !

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Ghost jokes #40

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Ghost jokes #39

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Did you hear about the sick ghost?

He had oooooo-ping cough.

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Ghost jokes #38

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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Ghost jokes #37

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What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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Ghost jokes #36

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What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

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Ghost jokes #35

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”

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Ghost jokes #34

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Why did the ghost go to the funfair.

He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.

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Ghost jokes #33

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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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Ghost jokes #32

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How did the bootician style the ghost’s hair?

With a scare dryer!

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Ghost jokes #31

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What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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Ghost jokes #30

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Ghost jokes #29

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What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

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