Why do Apes like tall buildings?
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Archive for the ‘Gorilla jokes’ Category
Gorilla jokes #59
Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first date!
Gorilla jokes #58
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
Hold up your arm and say ‘Go back, you didn’t say ‘May I?”
Gorilla jokes #57
What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
Gorilla jokes #56
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
Gorilla jokes #55
Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
Gorilla jokes #54
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken!
Gorilla jokes #53
Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?
The Naked Ape!
Gorilla jokes #52
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?
It’s dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Gorilla jokes #51
What’s black, hairy, and writes under water?
A ball-point gorilla!
Gorilla jokes #50
What political party entices most Gorillas?
The Treepublican Party!
Gorilla jokes #49
What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
His prime-mate!
Gorilla jokes #48
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, hotshots, don’t monkey around with me!
Gorilla jokes #47
How does a Gorilla become another animal?
When a Mafia don hires a ‘big Gorilla’ to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
Gorilla jokes #46
How did Gertie Gorilla make the ‘Playboy’ Calendar?
She was ‘Miss Ape-ril!’
Gorilla jokes #45
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?
Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!’
Gorilla jokes #44
Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?
Nutty Marietta!
Gorilla jokes #43
What’s hairy and flies through the air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
Gorilla jokes #42
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
Gorilla jokes #41
Why are Gorillas underpaid?
They’re willing to work peanuts!
Gorilla jokes #40
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape’s diet?
Ben/Anna!
Gorilla jokes #39
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?
Apesy daisy!
Gorilla jokes #38
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
She was the beast of the show!
Gorilla jokes #37
What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years in an Ivy League school!
Gorilla jokes #36
How do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell it an elephant joke!
