Gorilla jokes #50

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

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Gorilla jokes #49

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Gorilla jokes #48

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What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?

Listen, hotshots, don’t monkey around with me!

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Gorilla jokes #47

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How does a Gorilla become another animal?

When a Mafia don hires a ‘big Gorilla’ to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

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Gorilla jokes #46

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How did Gertie Gorilla make the ‘Playboy’ Calendar?

She was ‘Miss Ape-ril!’

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Gorilla jokes #45

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!’

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Gorilla jokes #44

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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Gorilla jokes #43

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What’s hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

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Gorilla jokes #42

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Gorilla jokes #41

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Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They’re willing to work peanuts!

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Gorilla jokes #40

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape’s diet?

Ben/Anna!

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Gorilla jokes #39

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Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?

Apesy daisy!

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Gorilla jokes #38

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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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Gorilla jokes #37

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What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

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Gorilla jokes #36

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How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

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Gorilla jokes #35

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul, stop monkeying around!

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Gorilla jokes #34

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If George Raft’s wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?

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Gorilla jokes #33

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Why did the Gorilla fail English?

He had little Ape-titude!

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Gorilla jokes #32

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote ‘The Apes of Wrath!’

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Gorilla jokes #31

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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Gorilla jokes #30

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Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

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Gorilla jokes #29

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Gorilla jokes #28

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What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?

Listen baby, I think I’m falling for you!

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Gorilla jokes #27

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

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Gorilla jokes #26

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Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?

An advertisement’s headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

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