What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete’s foot !

What did the maggot say to another ?

What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

Where do you take a sick wasp?

To waspital.

If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?

Fly past flea.

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t try smelling it !

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?

Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What pillar doesn’t need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

What is a flea’s favourite book ?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

Why don’t other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Who is a bee’s favourite painter ?

Pablo Beecasso !

What’s a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?

Ath-fleats!

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !