Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?
Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Archive for the ‘Internet jokes’ Category
Internet jokes #112
How are you getting on with the Internet?
Surf far, so good.
Internet jokes #111
Why do you think your report should be on the net?
Because my marks are all ‘E’s.
Internet jokes #110
What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?
Boy do we have problems.
Internet jokes #109
Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?
Har e-potter.
Internet jokes #103
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Internet jokes #102
What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website….
Hyp, Hyp Hooray.
Internet jokes #101
Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com?
Yes, but it doesn’t really stand out.
Internet jokes #100
Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.
Pupil: It’s not the questions I have trouble with, it’s the answers.
Internet jokes #99
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive?
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet
Teacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the Internet
Pupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?
Internet jokes #98
What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?
An e-mergency.
Internet jokes #97
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I’m part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site
Internet jokes #96
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I’ve changed my mind. Let’s hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
Internet jokes #95
Have you seen www.square.com?
No, I haven’t got around to it.
Internet jokes #94
I can’t find a shark website….
That’s cos you’re dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb……
Internet jokes #93
What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?
Oh give it arrest.
Internet jokes #92
Do you want some help using the Internet, son?
No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.
Internet jokes #91
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
Internet jokes #90
Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Internet jokes #89
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.
Internet jokes #88
What’s the best city to search the World Wide Web in?
Rome.
Internet jokes #87
Who looks after the EuroDisney website?
Mick e-mouse.
Internet jokes #86
Who writes all his plays on the Internet?
Will-e. Shakespeare.
Internet jokes #85
What do you call a ghost on the Internet?
e-erie.
Internet jokes #84
How do you make rude noises on the Internet?
With a whoop e-cushion.
