Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?

Mom ! I see an angel.

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?

Mickey Moose !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’ !

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ?

A mouseketeer !

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What goes eek, eek, bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

What do mice do when they’re at home ?

Mousework !

What is a mouse’s favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Is there a mouse in the house ?

No, but there’s a moose on the loose !

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

One lab mouse to another:I’ve trained that crazy human at last.

How have you done that?

I don’t know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see ?

Three blind mice !

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it’s raining cats and dogs !

Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries

Why do mice have long tails?

Well, they’d look silly with long hair !

What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?

What’s up Pussycat !

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?

Mouse code !

What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

Why did the mouse eat a candle ?

For some light refreshment!