A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question?” - Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.”

The student received an “A” on the exam.

A Boston brokerage house advertised for a “young Harvard graduate or the equivalent.”

Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad. He said, “Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time?”