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		<title>Blonde jokes #265</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why don&#8217;t blondes eat Jelly?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/blonde-jokes-265/</link>
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		<title>Frog jokes #46</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un hoppy !
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/frog-jokes-46/</link>
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		<title>Food jokes #95</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine?
They keep repeating themselves.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/food-jokes-95/</link>
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		<title>Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! #92</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
&#8220;Are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laughatonce.com/bar-jokes-beer-booze-and-fun-92/</link>
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		<title>Monster jokes #110</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war?
He lost it in a hair raid.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/monster-jokes-110/</link>
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		<title>Dentist jokes #55</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don&#8217;t worry, it&#8217;s my first extraction too.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/dentist-jokes-55/</link>
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		<title>School jokes #166</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Didn&#8217;t you know the bell had gone?
Fred: I didn&#8217;t take it, Miss.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/school-jokes-166/</link>
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		<title>Knock Knock jokes #298</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock
Who&#8217;s there !
Betsy !
Betsy who ?
Betsy of all, it&#8217;s a cadillac !
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/knock-knock-jokes-298/</link>
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		<title>Knock Knock jokes #297</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock
Who&#8217;s there !
Adair !
Adair who ?
Adair once but I&#8217;m bald now !
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/knock-knock-jokes-297/</link>
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		<title>Car and train jokes #152</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/car-and-train-jokes-152/</link>
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		<title>Cow jokes #123</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/cow-jokes-123/</link>
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		<title>Dirty jokes #258</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/dirty-jokes-258/</link>
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		<title>Dinosaur jokes #30</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/dinosaur-jokes-30/</link>
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		<title>Sport jokes #113</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Golfer: &#8220;Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It&#8217;s distracting!&#8221;
Caddy: &#8220;This isn&#8217;t a watch, sir, its a compass!&#8221;
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/sport-jokes-113/</link>
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		<title>Elephant jokes #88</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/elephant-jokes-88/</link>
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		<title>Pig jokes #123</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling?
They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/pig-jokes-123/</link>
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		<title>Hair and bald jokes #61</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Barber: And how old are you, little man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
Fred: Well, I certainly didn&#8217;t come in for a shave!
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/hair-and-bald-jokes-61/</link>
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		<title>Blonde jokes #264</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
A: &#8220;Oh, it&#8217;s not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That&#8217;s disgusting!&#8221;
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/blonde-jokes-264/</link>
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		<title>Banana jokes #31</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/banana-jokes-31/</link>
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		<title>Pig jokes #122</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?
Sir Lunchalot.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/pig-jokes-122/</link>
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		<title>Computer jokes #131</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/computer-jokes-131/</link>
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		<title>Idiot and fool jokes #120</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard?
He thought they were donut seeds.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/idiot-and-fool-jokes-120/</link>
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		<title>Face jokes #27</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fred&#8217;s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/face-jokes-27/</link>
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		<title>Restaurant jokes #33</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests?
Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I&#8217;ve finished my meal.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/restaurant-jokes-33/</link>
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		<title>Money jokes #68</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When does a female deer need money?
When she doesn&#8217;t have a buck.
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