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		<title>Knock Knock jokes #255</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock
Who&#8217;s there !
Aretha !
Aretha who ?
Aretha flowers !
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/knock-knock-jokes-255/</link>
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		<title>Burger jokes #66</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Where do the burgers go on New Year&#8217;s Eve?
To a meat ball!
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/burger-jokes-66/</link>
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		<title>Bicycle jokes #25</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people&#8217;s arms off?
It was a vicious cycle.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/bicycle-jokes-25/</link>
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		<title>Music jokes #108</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: How is lightning like a violist&#8217;s fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/music-jokes-108/</link>
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		<title>Dog jokes #165</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why didn&#8217;t the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it&#8217;s not polite to talk back to your paw !
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/dog-jokes-165/</link>
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		<title>Knock Knock jokes #254</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock
Who&#8217;s there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/knock-knock-jokes-254/</link>
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		<title>Witch jokes #45</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?
Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?
Witch: No I wouldn&#8217;t.
Wizard: No, well nor will she.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/witch-jokes-45/</link>
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		<title>Various animal jokes #130</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?
He felt funny !
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/various-animal-jokes-130/</link>
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		<title>Idiot and fool jokes #104</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What do you call an alien starship that drips water?
A crying saucer.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/idiot-and-fool-jokes-104/</link>
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		<title>Criminal jokes #42</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, &#8220;Jesus is watching you!&#8221; Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. &#8220;Jesus is watching you,&#8221; the voice boomed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laughatonce.com/criminal-jokes-42/</link>
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		<title>Gorilla jokes #50</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What political party entices most Gorillas?
The Treepublican Party!
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/gorilla-jokes-50/</link>
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		<title>Easter jokes #30</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/easter-jokes-30/</link>
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		<title>Blonde jokes #235</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said &#8220;Look at that dog with one eye!&#8221;
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, &#8220;Where?&#8221;
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/blonde-jokes-235/</link>
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		<title>Old age jokes #52</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, &#8220;Your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laughatonce.com/old-age-jokes-52/</link>
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		<title>Teeth jokes #24</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why didn&#8217;t the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren&#8217;t loose.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/teeth-jokes-24/</link>
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		<title>Vampire jokes #69</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood?
A hampire.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/vampire-jokes-69/</link>
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		<title>Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! #77</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, &#8220;Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I&#8217;m so mad, I can&#8217;t even see straight.&#8221;
The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laughatonce.com/bar-jokes-beer-booze-and-fun-77/</link>
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		<title>Weather jokes #84</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/weather-jokes-84/</link>
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		<title>Dog jokes #164</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/dog-jokes-164/</link>
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		<title>Monster jokes #94</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?
Because it comes out in conversation
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/monster-jokes-94/</link>
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		<title>Birthday jokes #53</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the time Eddy&#8217;s sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The candles melted in the oven.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/birthday-jokes-53/</link>
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		<title>Parent jokes #42</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.
Teacher: But she&#8217;s top of the class.
Father: That&#8217;s why I think it must be a terrible class.
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/parent-jokes-42/</link>
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		<title>Divorce jokes #20</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?
A. Someone&#8217;s going to lose their trailer&#8230;
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/divorce-jokes-20/</link>
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		<title>Christmas jokes #84</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It&#8217;s Christmas, Eve !
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		<link>http://laughatonce.com/christmas-jokes-84/</link>
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		<title>Military jokes #71</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, &#8220;Do you want to go to heaven?&#8221;
The Marine said, &#8220;I do Father.&#8221;
The priest said, &#8220;Leave this pub right now!&#8221;
He then approached a second Marine. &#8220;Do you want to got to heaven?&#8221;
&#8220;Certainly, Father,&#8221; was the Marine&#8217;s reply.
&#8220;Then leave this den of Satan!&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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